Working late…
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I feel like this is how my roommates view my holiday enthusiasm.
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Semper Fidelis,Grandpa. Semper Fi.
This show completes me. I love Ron Swanson.
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Ovid: Metamorphoses
Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Gus Reed.
Sad, but true….
Entitled
I am so tired of hearing young people who are fortunate to have a college education and a good job complaining about working. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD STAND IN LINE FOR DAYS JUST TO HAVE YOUR JOB?!?!
I’m sick of the… “I have a cold, so I’m going to call in…. I don’t even care if I don’t get paid.”
I’m tired of hearing…”I was so sad, my Dad says that since I have a job now he’s going to stop paying all of my credit card bills, rent, and buying me groceries. That means I have to spend my own money.”
What the AIOENOIGNAEGNSKLVNLADBNNBUE?
Grow up. Learn to take care of yourself. Be THANKFUL for what you have. Don’t forget those that have not.
Omg. Lmfao. 1/2 of my High School Dance Team…..
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Observations of a Single Woman
I find it interesting how, even though we may have the opportunity to be with someone amazing, someone who is “right” for us, we often end up falling for the other person…You know, the “wrong” choice…the one who is moving in a few weeks, or is dating someone already, or doesn’t have their life together, or even a friend who doesn’t feel the same way about you. Why is that?
My Mother’s View On Weightloss And Moderation
Via text message at 8:30 this morning….
Mom: y u so grumpy? u didn’t call me all weekend.
Me: I’m sorry, I’m exhausted. I’ve been working like a crazy woman and working out a lot. I also didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Mom: u need to take vitamins and remember your first job is priority. don’t jeopardize it. why u working out like crazy…. u have to pace yourself.
Me: Yes, Mother. I know.
Mom: i would watch dieting like that and being so tired…u might collapse then all would be lost. the homeless would pick you up and take you to become their leader and i would walk the streets of dc looking for u. and u would be so skinny from exercising…and at this point being homeless…cuz u collapsed…remember…. that i would not recognize u. so the moral of that story is moderation… quit being too radical bout all that u tackle…think things thru. so u do not collapse and become the underground queen.
I
am a sentimental fool.
I wish relationships could be a little more black and white. Trying to make sense in a world of grey.
